Why so much iPad hate?

I really like Apple products for the most part (if you couldn’t already tell). I don’t own everything they’ve ever made and I don’t make it a point to buy everything they put out. Yes, I have 2 Macs, 2 iPhones, an old iPod laying dormant in a drawer (which reminds me that I need to sell it) and some peripherals. I don’t have an AppleTV, a Mac Pro, Aperture, and a whole bunch of other things that Apple makes. Not everything that Apple makes is perfect but the products I do have work for me. That’s the key thing right there – I have all of these things because I like them and they function (most of the time) in the way that suits my needs the best.

If you’ve been reading my blog regularly, you see that I don’t bash Windows products. I have used them (I used to own Windows-based computers up until 2003 after leaving my very first Mac from college behind for my dad to use) and have always had to use them at work. I admit that I may get snarky about them sometimes (I recently complained about having to install Vista on one of my Macs simply to use one application that I couldn’t get to work under CrossOver and has no Mac equivalent) but that’s usually out of bitterness when something does does not work as it should. I’ve owned phones made by RIM, Sony Ericsson, Nokia, and Palm. Consumers have tons of choices out there. I make my choices based on what I need and the features of what’s available. If I don’t like something, I don’t go around crying that a product sucks, will never sell, or that it’s stupid just because I don’t like it. And I certainly don’t insult people who will buy a product that I don’t want or need, which is what I’ve been seeing a lot of in the Mac-related forums I visit, unfortunately.

I know that Apple is one of the most prominent companies in the consumer technology space now – the iPhone, the success and growth of its retail store chain, and the overall performance of the company in relation to its checkered past prior to Steve Jobs’ most recent return, all make it an easy target for pundits and consumers alike. Apple is a company that likes control – they want their products to work a certain way and provide a specific user experience and they do limit and close down their products to ensure this. If you don’t like it, buy something else. Bitching about it certainly won’t change how Apple does things – it’s certainly been working for them with a stock price hovering around $200 per share and $24 billion in the bank.

I definitely don’t advocate not speaking up when you think something is wrong or when you feel a company has not delivered what has been promised in a product or service. But the iPad isn’t even available yet and you don’t have to buy it if you don’t want it. It does look like a large iPod touch and it doesn’t have a camera or any USB ports. It doesn’t multi-task and it appears that it won’t show Flash so far. Does these facts really make you angry? Do you really feel the need to ridicule those who want to buy it? If you answered yes to either of these questions, the only useful and polite suggestion I have for you is to seek a some therapy from a professional. If a single product that’s not being forced on you in any way, shape, or form causes you to act like a schoolyard bully, well, I think that says a quite a bit about the type of person you are, and I have no desire to make your acquaintance, to say the least.

Oh, and the sanitary napkin iPad jokes were lame about 5 minutes after the tablet’s name was announced. I can’t believe that the word that has this definition according to Merriam Webster titillates so many people: